Zoolander

I'm Going Monk

Zoolander
About Zoolander
  • Released in 2001
  • Directed by Ben Stiller
  • Produced by Paramount Pictures
Characters in This Scene
Hansel
Owen Wilson
David Bowie
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Tyson
Some Guy
Music
Matilda
Christine Taylor
Katinka
Milla Jovovich
I'm Going Monk Full Transcript
Hansel
All right, who's gonna call this sucker?
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David Bowie
If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, boys, let's go to work.
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Hansel
Age before beauty, goat cheese.
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Derek Zoolander
Whatever.
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David Bowie
Right.
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Tyson
Playschool, baby.
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Hansel
You got to cut me. I can't see. I'm blind out there.
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Derek Zoolander
Evian. Evian.
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Some Guy
It's okay. It's okay.
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Hansel
Where am I? Where am I?
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Some Guy
It's okay.
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Derek Zoolander
Kickin', Hoss.
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Hansel
I'm going monk. I got to go monk. Prayer. Prayer. Pray to the Great Spirit.
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Music
Do it, Hansel. Just do it. Do it, Hansel.
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Derek Zoolander
Why is he sticking his hand in his pants?
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Some Guy
Do it, Hansel. That's what I'm talking about.
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Tyson
Derek, you're not a kid any more. You could hurt yourself out there.
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Derek Zoolander
I can do this, Tyson. Thank God I wore underwear today.
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Some Guy
He's going for it.
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Tyson
Oh, my God.
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David Bowie
Disqualified.
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Matilda
Derek, come on. Come on.
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Katinka
Come on.
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