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Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Matilda
Christine Taylor
Han Suckass Full Transcript
Derek Zoolander
What's going on?
Matilda
I think Katinka wants to kill you.
Derek Zoolander
Good. I deserve to die if I can't beat Han-suck-ass in a walk-off.
Matilda
Derek, that's not true. The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you.
Derek Zoolander
And all he had to do was turn left.
Matilda
What do you mean?
Derek Zoolander
I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left.
Matilda
Derek, that's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who can't turn... I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just like you, who can't turn... Turn left. Hello.
Unknown Man
If you want answers, come to Saint Adonis Cemetery now.
Matilda
Wait! Wait! Wait! Who are you?
Derek Zoolander
Who was that?
Matilda
I'm not sure. I have to get to Saint Adonis Cemetery. Listen, I'm gonna take you to my apartment, okay? You can stay there until I get back.
Derek Zoolander
Can I come with? I don't want to be alone tonight.