School Commercial Scene from Zoolander

School Commercial

Zoolander

Scenes Cast

About Zoolander

Released in 2001
Directed by Ben Stiller
Produced by Paramount Pictures

Characters in This Scene

Derek Zoolander

Hi, I'm former male supermodel Derek Zoolander. And here at the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too, we teach students of all ages, everything they need to know to learn to be a professional model and a professional human being. Our diverse faculty includes business management teacher, and former model agent Maury Ballstein.

Maury Ballstein

The designer's got your nuts in a vice, offering you ten million plus three percent, of every pair of underwear sold. What are you gonna do?

Students

Screw him! Hold out for more!

Maury Ballstein

That's what I'm talking about!

Derek Zoolander

So join now, because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too, we teach you that there's more to life, than just being really, really, really good-looking. Right, kids?

Students

Right!

Mitch

And cut! Looks great. I think we got it.

Derek Zoolander

All right, Mitch. Thanks.

Mitch

All right, everybody! That's a wrap!

Derek Zoolander

Hey, Hansel.

Hansel

Hey, D-Rock, I'm gonna take these kids over to the George Washington Bridge, give them a little lesson in base jumping. I'll catch you in the teacher's lounge later on?

Derek Zoolander

All right.

Hansel

All right, guys. Last one to the helicopter's a rotten egg. Let's go!

Derek Zoolander

Hey, Matilda!

Matilda

There's Daddy! Hi.

Derek Zoolander

Hey. How's Derek Jr.?

Matilda

He's great. Guess what. He made his first look today.

Derek Zoolander

Really?

Matilda

You wanna show Daddy your look, Derek, Jr.?

Derek Zoolander

Wow. Wanna hang out for story hour?

Matilda

Great. Yeah. Let's go.

Derek Zoolander

Hey kids, who wants to hear a story?

Kids

Yeah!