Characters in This Scene
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Orange Mocha Frappuccino Full Transcript
Rufus
I can't stand Hansel!
Meekus
I know, right? Riding in on that scooter like he's so cool.
Rufus
And the way Hansel combs his hair.
Meekus
Or, like, doesn't. It's like, "'Ex-squeeze' me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?"
Brint
I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel. He's a male model.
Meekus
Earth to Brint. I was making a joke.
Brint
Earth to Meekus. Duh, okay? I knew that.
Meekus
Earth to Brint. I'm not so sure you did 'cause you were all, "Well, I'm sure he's heard of styling gel." Like you didn't know it was a joke.
Brint
I knew it was a joke, Meekus. I just didn't get it right away.
Meekus
Earth to Brint...
Derek Zoolander
Would you guys stop it already! Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking? I mean, maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives. Like helping people.
Brint
Derek, what people?
Derek Zoolander
I don't know. People who need help.
Rufus
Models help people. They make them feel good about themselves.
Meekus
They also show them how to dress cool, and wear their hair in interesting ways.
Derek Zoolander
I guess so.
Brint
You know what could really help you sort through these important issues?
Derek Zoolander
What?
Three Of Them
Orange mocha frappuccino!
Meekus
Yeah! Yeah!
Brint
Come on, man! Come on!