Captain America: Civil War

How Old Is This Guy?

Captain America: Civil War
About Captain America: Civil War
  • Released in 2016
  • Directed by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
  • Produced by Marvel Studios
Characters in This Scene
Tony Stark (Ironman)
Robert Downey, Jr.
James Rhodes (War Machine)
Don Cheadle
Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Chris Evans
T'challa (Black Panther)
Chadwick Boseman
Natasha (Black Widow)
Scarlett Johansson
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Tom Holland
Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Anthony Mackie
Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Paul Rudd
Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)
Elizabeth Olson
Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Jeremy Renner
Friday
Kerry Condon
Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
Sebastian Stan
Vision
Paul Bettany
How Old Is This Guy? Full Transcript
Tony Stark (Ironman)
Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you just feel weird?
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Definitely weird.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Hear me out, Tony. That doctor, the psychiatrist, he's behind all of this.
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T'challa (Black Panther)
Captain.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Your highness.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Anyway. Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
You're after the wrong guy.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Your judgment is askew. Your war buddy killed innocent people yesterday.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
And there are 5 more super soldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
Steve. You know, what's about to happen. Do you really want to punch your way out of this one?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos! Nice job, kid.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Thanks. Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better. It's... just the new suit... Well, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's-It's perfect, thank you.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Okay. Cap... Captain. Big fan, I'm Spider-Man.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Hey, everyone.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
... good job.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
You've been busy.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
And you've been a complete idiot. Dragging in Clint. Rescuing Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave. A safe place. I'm trying to keep... I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
You did that when you signed.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Alright, I'm done. You're gonna turn Barnes over and you're gonna come with us. NOW! Because it's us! We're squaded JSOC, guys, with no compunction about being impolite.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
We found it. The quinjet's in hanger five, north runway.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Alright, Lang.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Hey, guys. Something...
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Whoa. What-What the hell was that?
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
I believe this is yours, Captain America.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Oh, great. Alright, there's two on the parking deck. One of them is Maximoff, I'm going to grab her. Rhodey, you want to take Cap?
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Got two in the terminal. Wilson and Barnes.
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T'challa (Black Panther)
Barnes is mine!
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
What we discussed. Keep your distance. Web 'em up.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Okay, copy that!
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T'challa (Black Panther)
Move, Captain. I won't ask a second time.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Look, I really don't want to hurt you.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
I wouldn't stress about it.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
What the hell was that?
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Everyone's got a gimmick now.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude! You have the right to remain silent!
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Sorry, Cap. This won't kill you but it ain't gonna tickle either.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.
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Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)
You locked me in my room.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Okay. First, that's an exaggeration. Second, I did it to protect you. Hey, Clint.
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Hey, man.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of shooting golf?
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
First time for everything.
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Made you look.
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Friday
Multiple contusions detected.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Yeah, I detected that too.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Oh god. Hey buddy, I think you lost this! Are those wings carbon fiber?
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Is this stuff coming out of you?
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
That would explain the rigidity flexibility ratio which, gotta say, that's awesome man.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
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Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
You couldn't have done that earlier?
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
I hate you.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Captain, heads up! Throw it at this. Now!
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Oh, come on!
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Oh, man. I thought it was a water truck. Uh... sorry.
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Alright. Now, I'm pissed.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
Is this, part of the plan?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Well, my plan was to go easy on them. You want to switch it up?
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
There's our ride.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Come on!
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Vision
Captain Rogers. I know you believe what you're doing is right. But, for the collective good, you must surrender now.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
What do we do, Cap?
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
We fight.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
This isn't going to end well.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
They're not stopping.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Neither are we.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
We're still friends, right?
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Depends on how hard you hit me.
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Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)
You're pulling your punches.
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Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
I didn't kill your father.
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T'challa (Black Panther)
Then why did you run? Take that!
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Look kid. There's a lot going on here that you don't understand.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Stark said you'd say that. He also said to go for your legs.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Clint, can you get him off me?
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Grappled in?
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Yeah. No, I'm good. I'm good, arrow-guy. Let's go. Let's go!
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Did Stark tell you anything else?
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
That you're wrong. You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
I guess he had a point. You got heart, kid. Where're you from?
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Queens.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Brooklyn.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Friday?
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Friday
We have some weapon systems offline.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
They what?
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Oh, you're gonna have to take this into the shop.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Who's speaking?
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Friday?
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Friday
Deploying fire suppression system.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Oh oh. Oh boy.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
We got to go.
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Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
That guy's probably in Siberia by now.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
I'm gonna draw all the fliers. I'll take Vision. You get to the jet.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
No, you get to the jet! Both of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here.
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
This isn't the real fight, Steve.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Alright, Sam, what's the plan?
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
We need a diversion, something big.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
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Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
He's tearing himself in half?
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
You're sure about this guy?
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
I do it all the time. I mean once... in a lab. And I passed out.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Holy shit!
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
I guess that's the signal.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Way to go, tic-tac!
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Give me back my Rhodey.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
I got him!
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Okay. Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestion.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
You want to get to them? You got to go through me.
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Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
We haven't met yet. I'm Clint.
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T'challa (Black Panther)
I don't care.
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Get off. Something just flew in me!
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Natasha (Black Widow)
You're not going to stop?
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Steve Rogers (Captain America)
You know I can't.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
I'm going to regret this. Go.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Hey guys. You ever see that really old movie? Empire Strikes Back?
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
You know that part? When they're on the snow planet? With the walking thingies?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Maybe the kid's on to something.
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
I know. Tony, go high.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
YES! Ha ha! That was awesome!
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Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
Does anyone have any orange slices?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Kid, you alright?
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Hey!
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Whoa!
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Get of me!
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Guess who? Hi.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Oh. Hey man.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Yeah.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
That was scary.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Yeah. You're done. Alright?
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
What?
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
You did a good job.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
No, I'm good. I'm fine.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Stay down.
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
No, it's good I gotta get him back!
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
You're going home or I'll call Aunt May! You're done!
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Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Mr. Stark, wait! I'm not done, I'm not... Okay, I'm done.
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Natasha (Black Widow)
I said that I'd help you find him, not catch him. There is a difference.
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Vision
I'm sorry.
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Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)
Me too.
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Vision
It's as I said, catastrophe.
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Vision, I got a bandit on my six. Vision, do you copy? Target his thrusters, turn him into a glider.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Rhodey?
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James Rhodes (War Machine)
Tony, I'm flying a dead stick.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
RHODES! Read vitals.
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Friday
Heartbeat detected. Emergency medical is on it's way.
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Sam Wilson (Falcon)
I'm sorry.
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