Captain America: Civil War

BARF Acronym

Captain America: Civil War
About Captain America: Civil War
  • Released in 2016
  • Directed by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
  • Produced by Marvel Studios
Characters in This Scene
Tony Stark (Ironman)
Robert Downey, Jr.
Some Guy
Some Lady
Unknown Lady
BARF Acronym Full Transcript
Tony Stark (Ironman)
That's how I wished it happened. By merely augmented retro framing or "BARF". God, I got to work on that acronym. An extremely costly method, of hijacking the hippocampus to clear... traumatic memories. It doesn't change the fact that they never made it to the airport, or the things I did to avoid processing my grief. Plus, 611 million dollars for my little therapeutic experiment. No one in the right mind would ever funded it. Help me out. What's the MIT admission statement. To generate, disseminate and preserve knowledge, and work with others, to bring to bear on the world's great challenges. Well, you, or the others. And quite as it kept the challenges facing you are the greatest mankind has ever known. Plus, most of you are broke. also, I rather you work. As of this moment, every student has been made an equal recipient of the Inaugural September Foundation Grant. As in, all of your projects have just been approved and funded. No strings. No taxes. Just... reframe the future. Starting now. Go break some eggs.
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Some Guy
That uh... That took my breathe away. Tony, so generous, so much money. Wow! I... Out of curiosity and... Will any portion of that grant be made available to faculty? I know, oooh, gross, but hear me out. I have got this killer idea for a self cooking hotdog. Basically, chemical detonator embedded...
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
The Restroom this way, yeah?
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Some Guy
Yeah. Embedding in the meat shaft.
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Some Lady
Mr. Stark, I am so sorry about the teleprompter. I didn't know Miss Potts has canceled. They didn't have time to fix it.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
It's... fine. I'll be right back.
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Some Guy
We'll catch up later.
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Unknown Lady
That was really sweet, what you did for the young people.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Oh, they deserve it. 'Cos it helps to ease my conscious.
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Unknown Lady
They say, there's a correlation between generosity and guilt. But, you got the money. Break as many eggs as you like. It's brilliant.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Are you going up?
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Unknown Lady
I'm right where I wanted to be.
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Tony Stark (Ironman)
Okay, okay. Hey! I'm sorry. It's my occupation hazard.
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Unknown Lady
I work for the State department. Human resources. I know it's boring. But, it enabled me to raise a son. I'm very proud of what he grew up to be. His name was Charlie Spencer. You murdered him. In Sokovia. Not that it matters in the least to you. You think you fight for us. You just fight for yourself. Who's going to avenge my son, Stark? He's dead. And I blame you.
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