Characters in This Scene
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
Jesus Quintana
John Turturro
Dios Mio, Man Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
Fucking Quintana--that creep can roll, man--
Walter Sobchak
Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah?
Walter Sobchak
No. He's a sex offender. With a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh.
Walter Sobchak
When he moved down to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny Kerabatsos
What's a pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Walter Sobchak
So. How much they give you?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Twenty grand, man. And of course I still keep the rug.
Walter Sobchak
Just for making the hand-off?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah.
Jeffrey Lebowski
...They gave uh, Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call--
Walter Sobchak
What if it's during a game?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, I told him if it was during league play--
Donny Kerabatsos
What's during league play?
Jeffrey Lebowski
uh, ya know
Walter Sobchak
Life does not stop and start at your convenience,
Jeffrey Lebowski
I uh,
Walter Sobchak
you miserable piece of shit.
Jeffrey Lebowski
I, I figure uh,
Jeffrey Lebowski
I figure it's easy money, ya know, it's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
Walter Sobchak
Huh?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Aww...
Donny Kerabatsos
What do you mean, Dude?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. Young trophy wife. Marries this guy for money, she figures he isn't giving her enough. Ya know, She owes money all over town-- uhh.
Walter Sobchak
That...fucking...bitch!
Jeffrey Lebowski
It's all a goddamn fake man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit. And uh, uh, you know, uh,
Donny Kerabatsos
I am the Walrus.
Jeffrey Lebowski
you know you'll, uh, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
Donny Kerabatsos
I am the Walrus.
Walter Sobchak
That fucking bitch!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah.
Donny Kerabatsos
I am the Walrus.
Walter Sobchak
That's ex-- Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny Kerabatsos
What the fuck is he talking about?
Walter Sobchak
Fucking exactly what happened. Those--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hell yeah. That makes me fucking SICK!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well, what do you care, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter,
Walter Sobchak
This fuckin' whore...
Jeffrey Lebowski
I don't see any--
Walter Sobchak
...can waltz around town...
Jeffrey Lebowski
- connection with Vietnam, man.
Walter Sobchak
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll.
Walter Sobchak
Have it your way, but my point is--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Your roll--
Walter Sobchak
My point is--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Your roll.
Jesus Quintana
Are you ready to be fucked, man?
Jesus Quintana
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jesus.
Jesus Quintana
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Aaaah...Oh man. Ohhhh...Awwww...