Characters in This Scene
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Waitress
Lu Elrod
Forget About the Fucking Toe Full Transcript
Walter Sobchak
That wasn't her toe dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Whose toe was it, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
How the fuck should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates--
Jeffrey Lebowski
The nail polish, Walter.
Walter Sobchak
Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Someone else's--where the fuck are they gonna get--
Walter Sobchak
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
But Walter--
Walter Sobchak
You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah, but Walter--
Walter Sobchak
Hell I can get you a toe by 3 0'clock this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter--
Walter Sobchak
They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter--
Walter Sobchak
The point is--
Jeffrey Lebowski
They're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me--
Walter Sobchak
Dude that's, that's just the stress talking, man. Now so far we have what appears to me, to be a series of victimless crimes--
Jeffrey Lebowski
What about the toe?
Walter Sobchak
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
Waitress
Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down, this is a family restaurant.
Walter Sobchak
Oh, please dear! For your information: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Come on Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing man.
Waitress
Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Walter Sobchak
Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
Jeffrey Lebowski
All right, I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak
Hey Dude, don't go away man! Come on, this affects all of us man!
Walter Sobchak
Our basic freedoms!
Walter Sobchak
I'm staying. I'm Finishing my coffee.
Walter Sobchak
Enjoying my coffee.