Characters in This Scene
Blonde Man
Mark Pellegrino
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Woo
Philip Moon
Ever Thus to Deadbeats Full Transcript
Blonde Man
Where's the money, Lebowski!
Blonde Man
We want that money, Lebowski. Bunny said you were good for it.
Blonde Man
Where's the money, Lebowski!
Blonde Man
Where's the money, Lebowski!
Blonde Man
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD!
Jeffrey Lebowski
It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
Blonde Man
Don't fuck with us.
Blonde Man
Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
Woo
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, no. Don't do that. Not on the rug, man.
Blonde Man
See, You see what happens, Lebowski? You see what happens?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Blonde Man
Your name is Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
Jeffrey Lebowski
My my Wi-- my wife? Bunny?
Jeffrey Lebowski
You see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up man!
Blonde Man
What the fuck is this?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Blonde Man
Woo?
Woo
Yeah?
Blonde Man
Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
Woo
Fuck.
Blonde Man
Yeah, what do you think?
Woo
He looks like a fuckin' loser.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey. At least I'm housebroken.
Woo
Fuckin' time waste.
Blonde Man
Thanks a lot, asshole.