Characters in This Scene
Knox Harrington
David Thewlis
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Maude Lebowski
Julianne Moore
A Lot of Ins, a Lot of Outs Full Transcript
Knox Harrington
So you're Lebowski?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah.
Knox Harrington
Maudie's told me all about you. She'll be back in a minute, sit down. Do you want a drink?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah, sure, White Russian.
Knox Harrington
The bar's over there.
Knox Harrington
So what do you do Lebowski?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Who the fuck are you man?
Knox Harrington
Just a friend of Maudie's.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah? The friend with the cleft asshole?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Whadda you do?
Knox Harrington
Oh, nothing much.
Maude Lebowski
Hello Jeffery.
Knox Harrington
Hello.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh, yeah. How are you? Uh, listen Maude, I've got to uh--tender my resignation or what ever, because uh, looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.
Maude Lebowski
She most certainly was not!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now I got--
Maude Lebowski
And please don't call her my mother.
Maude Lebowski
She is most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim.
Jeffrey Lebowski
I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence--
Maude Lebowski
From who?
Jeffrey Lebowski
From the main guy, Uli.
Maude Lebowski
Uli Kunkel? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Beav-? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
Maude Lebowski
I might have introduced them for all I know
Maude Lebowski
Do you remember Uli?
Knox Harrington
umm.
Maude Lebowski
He's a musician, he used to have a group, 'Autobahn'. Look in my LPs. They released one album in the late seventies. Their music is a sort of, ugh, techno-pop...
Maude Lebowski
So he's pretending to be the abductor?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well...yeah--
Maude Lebowski
Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. The whole idea is that the hostage can't be able to identify you, after you've let them go.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well I...know that.
Jeffrey Lebowski
What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
Maude Lebowski
Knox Harrington, the video artist.
Maude Lebowski
So Uli has the money?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well uh, no, not exactly. Uh, uh uh, This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And uh, lot of strands to keep in my head, man. Lot of strands in old Duder's head.
Knox Harrington
Hello.
Maude Lebowski
Well if Uli doesn't have it, then who does?
Knox Harrington
It's Sandro, about Biennale.
Maude Lebowski
Uh, look, I have to take this
Maude Lebowski
Do you still have that doctor's number?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh? No, really, It's not even, not even bruised anymore
Maude Lebowski
Oh please Jeffrey. I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after-effects.
Maude Lebowski
Diga me Sandro. Si.
Jeffrey Lebowski
After effects?
Maude Lebowski
Si. Si! Que ridiculo!