The Big Lebowski

A Lot of Ins, a Lot of Outs

The Big Lebowski
About The Big Lebowski
  • Released in 1998
  • Directed by Joel Cohen, Ethan Cohen
  • Produced by Polygram Filmed Entertainment
Characters in This Scene
Knox Harrington
David Thewlis
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Maude Lebowski
Julianne Moore
A Lot of Ins, a Lot of Outs Full Transcript
Knox Harrington
So you're Lebowski?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah.
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Knox Harrington
Maudie's told me all about you. She'll be back in a minute, sit down. Do you want a drink?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah, sure, White Russian.
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Knox Harrington
The bar's over there.
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Knox Harrington
So what do you do Lebowski?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Who the fuck are you man?
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Knox Harrington
Just a friend of Maudie's.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah? The friend with the cleft asshole?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Whadda you do?
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Knox Harrington
Oh, nothing much.
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Maude Lebowski
Hello Jeffery.
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Knox Harrington
Hello.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh, yeah. How are you? Uh, listen Maude, I've got to uh--tender my resignation or what ever, because uh, looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.
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Maude Lebowski
She most certainly was not!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now I got--
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Maude Lebowski
And please don't call her my mother.
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Maude Lebowski
She is most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence--
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Maude Lebowski
From who?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
From the main guy, Uli.
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Maude Lebowski
Uli Kunkel? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Beav-? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
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Maude Lebowski
I might have introduced them for all I know
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Maude Lebowski
Do you remember Uli?
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Knox Harrington
umm.
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Maude Lebowski
He's a musician, he used to have a group, 'Autobahn'. Look in my LPs. They released one album in the late seventies. Their music is a sort of, ugh, techno-pop...
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Maude Lebowski
So he's pretending to be the abductor?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Well...yeah--
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Maude Lebowski
Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. The whole idea is that the hostage can't be able to identify you, after you've let them go.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Well I...know that.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
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Maude Lebowski
Knox Harrington, the video artist.
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Maude Lebowski
So Uli has the money?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Well uh, no, not exactly. Uh, uh uh, This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And uh, lot of strands to keep in my head, man. Lot of strands in old Duder's head.
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Knox Harrington
Hello.
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Maude Lebowski
Well if Uli doesn't have it, then who does?
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Knox Harrington
It's Sandro, about Biennale.
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Maude Lebowski
Uh, look, I have to take this
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Maude Lebowski
Do you still have that doctor's number?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh? No, really, It's not even, not even bruised anymore
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Maude Lebowski
Oh please Jeffrey. I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after-effects.
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Maude Lebowski
Diga me Sandro. Si.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
After effects?
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Maude Lebowski
Si. Si! Que ridiculo!
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