Characters in This Scene
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
Bulk of the Series Full Transcript
Walter Sobchak
He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-N-Out Burger.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh, the In-N-Out Burger's on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak
Near the In-and-Out Burger. The --
Donny Kerabatsos
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak
Shut the fuck up, Donny. The kid is in ninth grade, Dude, and his father is -- are you ready for this?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hmm.
Walter Sobchak
His father is, Arthur Digby Sellers.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Who the fuck is that?
Walter Sobchak
Huh?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?
Walter Sobchak
Who the fu-- have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah. Yes I know--
Walter Sobchak
All but one man died? There at Bitter Creek?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah, I know the fucking show Walter, so what?
Walter Sobchak
Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh!
Walter Sobchak
Bulk of the series.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ohhhh.
Walter Sobchak
Not exactly a lightweight.
Jeffrey Lebowski
No.
Walter Sobchak
And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh.
Walter Sobchak
Anyway uh, we'll go there after the uh,
Walter Sobchak
what have you. We'll, brace the kid, should be a push over--
Donny Kerabatsos
We'll be near the In-N-Out Burger.
Walter Sobchak
SHUT THE FUCK UP, Donny. We'll, go out there and we'll brace the kid--he should be a pushover. We'll get that fucking million dollars back, if he hasn't spent it already. A million fucking clams. And yes, we'll be near the, uh--
Donny Kerabatsos
In-N-Out.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey, shhh shhh, man.
Walter Sobchak
...some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.