Characters in This Scene
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Neighbor
Luis Colina
Is This Your Homework? Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
Awwww fuck me, man! That kid's already spent all the money man!
Walter Sobchak
New 'vette? Hardly Dude, I'd say he still has, 960 to 970 thousand dollars left, depending on the options. Wait in the car, Donny.
Pilar
Si?
Walter Sobchak
Pilar? My name is Walter Sobchak, this is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski. Uh, we came to talk about little Larry. May we come in?
Pilar
Ahhhh si... si....
Walter Sobchak
Thank you.
Walter Sobchak
That's him, Dude.
Walter Sobchak
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
Pilar
Ay, see down, please.
Pilar
Larry! Sweetie! That man is here!
Walter Sobchak
Is he.... Does he still write?
Pilar
Oh no, no. He has health' problems.
Walter Sobchak
Uh-huh.
Walter Sobchak
Uh sir, I just want to say, uh, that we're both--on a personal level, really enormous fans. Branded, especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration.
Pilar
Sweetie see down. This man is the police.
Walter Sobchak
Oh no ma'am, We didn't want to give the impression that we were police exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. But that's up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry?
Walter Sobchak
Is this your homework, Larry?
Walter Sobchak
Is this your homework, Larry?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Look, man, Is--
Walter Sobchak
Dude, please!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ohhh.
Walter Sobchak
...Is this your homework, Larry?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Just ask him about the car man.
Walter Sobchak
Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Is that your car out front?
Walter Sobchak
Is this your homework, Larry?
Jeffrey Lebowski
We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?!
Walter Sobchak
Look, Larry...Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter!
Walter Sobchak
You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know you stole a car--
Jeffrey Lebowski
And the fucking money!
Walter Sobchak
And the fucking money. And we know that this is your homework.
Jeffrey Lebowski
They're gonna cut your dick off Larry.
Walter Sobchak
You're KILLING your FATHER, Larry!.
Walter Sobchak
Alright, this is pointless.
Walter Sobchak
Ok, time for Plan B. You might want to watch out that front window Larry.
Walter Sobchak
Son, this is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS.
Walter Sobchak
Fucking language problem here. Little prick is stonewalling' me.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, what are you doing man?
Jeffrey Lebowski
What are you doing?
Walter Sobchak
Here you go Larry.
Walter Sobchak
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
Walter Sobchak
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, great.
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY!
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY.
Walter Sobchak
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,
Walter Sobchak
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
Walter Sobchak
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
Walter Sobchak
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
Neighbor
MY CAR!
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
Neighbor
MY BABY, STOP IT!
Walter Sobchak
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER--
Neighbor
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING, MAN?! STOP IT!
Walter Sobchak
Oh hey, hey man.
Neighbor
I JUST BOUGHT THIS FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!
Walter Sobchak
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Neighbor
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
Walter Sobchak
Hey, I'm sorry.
Neighbor
I JUST BOUGHT THIS FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!
Walter Sobchak
Come on man.
Neighbor
I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR MAN!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Whoa...No! Hey! Hey! THAT'S NOT his--HEY
Neighbor
FUCK YOU AHHHHH, GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh no, no man, no.
Neighbor
YOU LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU!
Jeffrey Lebowski
NO! no awwwww, noooo.
Neighbor
I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR MAN!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Awwww. Heyyyy.
Neighbor
I KILL YOUR FUCKING CAR!