Characters in This Scene
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Chief
Leon Russom
Fucking Fascist Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
He was innocent. Not a charge was true. And they say he ran awaaaaaay. BRANDED!
Chief
This is your only I.D.?
Jeffrey Lebowski
I know my rights man.
Chief
You don't know shit, Lebowski.
Jeffrey Lebowski
I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler man...or umm, or Ronald Kuby.
Chief
Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Mr. Treehorn, treats objects like, women man.
Chief
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, You don't draw shit Lebowski. Now we got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
Jeffrey Lebowski
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Jeffrey Lebowski
--Ow! Fucking fascist!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Awwwwwuh!
Chief
STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!!
Chief
STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!