Characters in This Scene
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
That's Your Name, Dude Full Transcript
Donny Kerabatsos
Woohoo, I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
Walter Sobchak
This was a valued rug.
Walter Sobchak
This was, uh--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah man, it really tied the room together--
Walter Sobchak
This was a valued, uh.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah...
Donny Kerabatsos
What tied the room together, Dude?
Jeffrey Lebowski
My rug.
Walter Sobchak
Were you listening to the story, Donny?
Donny Kerabatsos
What--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter.....
Walter Sobchak
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
Donny Kerabatsos
I was bowling--
Walter Sobchak
So you have no frame of reference, here Donny. You're like a child who wanders in -
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter.....
Walter Sobchak
- in the middle of a movie and wants to--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, Walter, what's the point man?
Walter Sobchak
There's no fucking reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no fucking reason why these--
Donny Kerabatsos
Yeah Walter, what's your point?
Walter Sobchak
Huh?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, what's the point. Look--we all know who was at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak
Huh? No! What the fuck are you --I'm not--we're talking about unchecked aggression here dude.
Donny Kerabatsos
What the fuck is he talking about?
Jeffrey Lebowski
My rug.
Walter Sobchak
Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak
What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinaman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh, Asian-American, Please.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy --
Walter Sobchak
What the fuck are you talk--
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, he peed on my rug.
Donny Kerabatsos
He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak
DONNIE YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! Dude the Chinaman is not the issue here.
Jeffrey Lebowski
So who, who--
Walter Sobchak
Jeff Lebowski. The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The millionaire.
Jeffrey Lebowski
That's fucking interesting man, that's fucking interesting...
Walter Sobchak
Plus, he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources, uh, so that there is no reason, there's no FUCKING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money all over town, and then they come and they pee on your fucking rug! Am I wrong?
Jeffrey Lebowski
No...
Walter Sobchak
Am I wrong!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah, but--
Walter Sobchak
Okay then. uh,
Jeffrey Lebowski
Fuckin' A.
Donny Kerabatsos
And this guy peed on it.
Walter Sobchak
Donny, Please.
Jeffrey Lebowski
You know, this is the fuckin' guy...I could find this Lebowski guy.
Donny Kerabatsos
His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!
Jeffrey Lebowski
This is the guy, who should compensate me for the fucking rug. His wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug?
Walter Sobchak
They pee on your fucking Rug?
Jeffrey Lebowski
They peed on my fucking rug.
Walter Sobchak
That's right Dude; they peed on your fucking Rug.