The Big Lebowski

Speed of Sound Tour

The Big Lebowski
About The Big Lebowski
  • Released in 1998
  • Directed by Joel Cohen, Ethan Cohen
  • Produced by Polygram Filmed Entertainment
Characters in This Scene
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Maude Lebowski
Julianne Moore
Speed of Sound Tour Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ummph.
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Maude Lebowski
Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Maude?
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Maude Lebowski
Love me.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh, that's my robe.
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Maude Lebowski
Tell me a about yourself, Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Well, not much to tell.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
I uh, I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.-- Uh the original Port Huron Statement.
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Maude Lebowski
Uh-huh.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Not the compromised second draft. Uh, and then I, uh...ummm, ever hear of the Seattle Seven?
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Maude Lebowski
Mmm...
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Jeffrey Lebowski
That was me...and uh, uh, six other guys. Uhh, And then uh...the music business briefly.
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Maude Lebowski
Oh?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah. Roadie for Metallica.
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Maude Lebowski
Oh.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Speed of Sound Tour.
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Maude Lebowski
Mmm hmmm.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Bunch of assholes. And then, uh, you know, a little of this, a little of that. Uh, my career's, slowed down a little lately.
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Maude Lebowski
What do you do for, for recreation?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
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Maude Lebowski
What happened to your house?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. He thought I had your father's money, he got me out of the way while he looked for it. Cocktail?
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Maude Lebowski
No thanks. It's not my father's money, it's the Foundation's. Why did he think you have it? And who does?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Larry Sellers, this high-school kid. Real fucking brat.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Ya Know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. Uh, ya know. Fortunately I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know. I'm very fucking close to your father's money.
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Maude Lebowski
I keep telling you, it's the Foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Ummph, What are you talking about? He's fucking loaded.
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Maude Lebowski
No no, the wealth was all Mother's.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Waa--he runs stuff, uh, you know--
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Maude Lebowski
We did let him run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn't do very well at it.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Ah...he's uh, you know.
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Maude Lebowski
No. He helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself; Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the slut.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh. Do you think he uh,--what is that yoga?
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Maude Lebowski
It increases the chances of conception.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Increases?
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Maude Lebowski
Well yes, what did you think this was all about? Fun and games? I want a child.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Okay, Yeah, okay but let me, let me explain something about the Dude--
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Maude Lebowski
Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. In fact I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in raising the child himself.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
So...that doctor uh.
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Maude Lebowski
Exactly. Now what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
No, uhhh, It was the Chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary...So your father...Oh yeah, I get it! Yeah, Yeah!
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Maude Lebowski
What?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh man, my thinking about this case had become very uptight. Yeah. Your father--
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Maude Lebowski
Jeffery! What're you talking about?
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Maude Lebowski
Jeffery!
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