Characters in This Scene
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Maude Lebowski
Julianne Moore
Speed of Sound Tour Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ummph.
Maude Lebowski
Jeffrey.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Maude?
Maude Lebowski
Love me.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh, that's my robe.
Maude Lebowski
Tell me a about yourself, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well, not much to tell.
Jeffrey Lebowski
I uh, I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.-- Uh the original Port Huron Statement.
Maude Lebowski
Uh-huh.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Not the compromised second draft. Uh, and then I, uh...ummm, ever hear of the Seattle Seven?
Maude Lebowski
Mmm...
Jeffrey Lebowski
That was me...and uh, uh, six other guys. Uhh, And then uh...the music business briefly.
Maude Lebowski
Oh?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah. Roadie for Metallica.
Maude Lebowski
Oh.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Speed of Sound Tour.
Maude Lebowski
Mmm hmmm.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Bunch of assholes. And then, uh, you know, a little of this, a little of that. Uh, my career's, slowed down a little lately.
Maude Lebowski
What do you do for, for recreation?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Maude Lebowski
What happened to your house?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. He thought I had your father's money, he got me out of the way while he looked for it. Cocktail?
Maude Lebowski
No thanks. It's not my father's money, it's the Foundation's. Why did he think you have it? And who does?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Larry Sellers, this high-school kid. Real fucking brat.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ya Know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. Uh, ya know. Fortunately I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know. I'm very fucking close to your father's money.
Maude Lebowski
I keep telling you, it's the Foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ummph, What are you talking about? He's fucking loaded.
Maude Lebowski
No no, the wealth was all Mother's.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Waa--he runs stuff, uh, you know--
Maude Lebowski
We did let him run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn't do very well at it.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ah...he's uh, you know.
Maude Lebowski
No. He helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself; Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the slut.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh. Do you think he uh,--what is that yoga?
Maude Lebowski
It increases the chances of conception.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Increases?
Maude Lebowski
Well yes, what did you think this was all about? Fun and games? I want a child.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Okay, Yeah, okay but let me, let me explain something about the Dude--
Maude Lebowski
Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. In fact I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in raising the child himself.
Jeffrey Lebowski
So...that doctor uh.
Maude Lebowski
Exactly. Now what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?
Jeffrey Lebowski
No, uhhh, It was the Chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary...So your father...Oh yeah, I get it! Yeah, Yeah!
Maude Lebowski
What?
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh man, my thinking about this case had become very uptight. Yeah. Your father--
Maude Lebowski
Jeffery! What're you talking about?
Maude Lebowski
Jeffery!