The Big Lebowski

I'm a Fucking Veteran

The Big Lebowski
About The Big Lebowski
  • Released in 1998
  • Directed by Joel Cohen, Ethan Cohen
  • Produced by Polygram Filmed Entertainment
Characters in This Scene
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Brandt
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
David Huddleston
I'm a Fucking Veteran Full Transcript
Jeffrey Lebowski
Where was she man?
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Brandt
Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Well I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was!
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Walter Sobchak
Jesus, Dude! She never even kidnapped herself.
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Brandt
Who's this gentleman, Dude?
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Walter Sobchak
Who am I?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Come on.
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Walter Sobchak
I'm a fucking veteran, that's who I am!
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Brandt
You shouldn't go in there, Dude! He's very angry!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
SO Man!
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
So? She's back. No thanks to you.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?
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Walter Sobchak
A MILLION BUCKS...
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey...
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Walter Sobchak
...FROM FUCKING NEEDY LITTLE...
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter...
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Walter Sobchak
...URBAN ACHIEVERS! YOU ARE SCUM, MAN!
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Who the hell is he?
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Walter Sobchak
Who am I, Who am I?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter...
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Walter Sobchak
I'm the guy who's gonna KICK...
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter wait...
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Walter Sobchak
...YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING ASS! That's who I am!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
MAN! We know the briefcase was fucking empty, We know you kept the million bucks for yourself.
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.
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Walter Sobchak
AS IF WE WOULD EVER DREAM OF TAKING YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. You you, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know a, a a, deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Well? Aren't ya?
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Well...yeah, but you--
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Get out. Both of ya.
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Walter Sobchak
Look at that fucking phony, Dude! Pretending to be a fucking millionaire!
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Out of this house. Now you bums.
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Walter Sobchak
Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Stay away from me, mister!
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Walter Sobchak
This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S A CRIPPLE!
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Walter Sobchak
I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Stay away from me I said.
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Walter Sobchak
Come on, come on.
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Jeffrey Lebowski (Big)
Get away from me!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
WALTER!
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Walter Sobchak
Walk, you fucking phony!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
PUT HIM DOWN MAN!
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Walter Sobchak
Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. RAUSS! ACHTUNG, BABY!!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Come on man, help me put him back in his chair.
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