Characters in This Scene
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
Jesus Quintana
John Turturro
Bush League Psycheout Stuff Full Transcript
Walter Sobchak
Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Umm humm.
Walter Sobchak
I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should uh, you know, be a piece of cake. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Yeah.
Walter Sobchak
That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
Donny Kerabatsos
Who's in pajamas, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
Shut the fuck up, Donny. Where as what we have here, a bunch of fig-eaters, wearing towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This, this is not a worthy fucking adversary.
Jesus Quintana
HEY!
Jesus Quintana
What's this day of rest shit?! What's this bullshit, I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me man! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! HA HA! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! WOOOOO!
Jesus Quintana
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Walter Sobchak
He's cracking.