The Big Lebowski

They Killed My Fucking Car

The Big Lebowski
About The Big Lebowski
  • Released in 1998
  • Directed by Joel Cohen, Ethan Cohen
  • Produced by Polygram Filmed Entertainment
Characters in This Scene
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Uli
Peter Stormare
German 2
Flea
German 3
Torsten Voges
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
They Killed My Fucking Car Full Transcript
Walter Sobchak
The whole concept abates, I mean many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th century the Rambamhe like...he...
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
  • 0
Uli
Vee vant zat money, Lebowski.
  • 0
German 2
Ja, uzzervize vee kill ze girl.
  • 0
German 3
Ja, it seems you forgot our little deal, Lebowski.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit. We know you never did.
  • 0
Donny Kerabatsos
Are these the Nazis, Walter?
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
No Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
  • 0
Uli
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money Lebowski or vee fuck you ups.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey, cool it Walter.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
No, without a hostage there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
  • 0
German 2
His girlfriend gave up her toe!
  • 0
German 3
She sought we vould get a million dollars!
  • 0
Uli
Iss not fair!
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
FAIR! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST AROUND HERE! YOU, BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey, cool it Walter. Hey look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him man.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
And, I would like my undies back!
  • 0
Donny Kerabatsos
Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
No, Donny. These men are cowards.
  • 0
Uli
Okay. So vee take ze money you haf on you und vee call it eefen.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ah hah.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
Fuck you.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey no, come on, Walter, come on, we're ending this thing cheap man.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
No! What's mine is mine.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Come on, Walter!.
  • 0
Uli
No funny stuff
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Alright! Alright uh,
  • 0
Uli
No funny stuff!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
I got uh, four bucks...
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
...almost five!
  • 0
Donny Kerabatsos
I got eighteen dollars, Dude.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
What's mine is mine.
  • 0
Uli
VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! VEE TAKES THE MONEY!
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
Come and get it.
  • 0
Uli
VEE FUCK YOU UP!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Come on man.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
Show me what you got. Nihilist.
  • 0
Uli
I FUCK YOU!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, come on he's got a sword thing man!
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
  • 0
Uli
I FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
  • 0
Uli
I FUCK YOU, I PIG STICK--
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
ARRGGG!
  • 0
German 3
I FUCK YOU!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Take it easy man!
  • 0
German 3
I FUCK YOU!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Take the four dollars!
  • 0
German 3
I FUCK YOU!... I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
I'm gonna hit you with the fuckin' ball man.
  • 0
German 3
VEAKLING! I FUCK YOU!
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
ANTI-SEMITE!
  • 0
German 3
I fuck you!
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
We've got a man down, Dude.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
God! They shot him, man!
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
He's not shot. No Dude.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
They shot Donny?
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
There weren't any shots fired.
  • 0
Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh?
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.
  • 0
Walter Sobchak
Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
  • 0