Characters in This Scene
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Uli
Peter Stormare
German 2
Flea
German 3
Torsten Voges
Donny Kerabatsos
Steve Buscemi
They Killed My Fucking Car Full Transcript
Walter Sobchak
The whole concept abates, I mean many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th century the Rambamhe like...he...
Jeffrey Lebowski
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
Uli
Vee vant zat money, Lebowski.
German 2
Ja, uzzervize vee kill ze girl.
German 3
Ja, it seems you forgot our little deal, Lebowski.
Jeffrey Lebowski
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit. We know you never did.
Donny Kerabatsos
Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
No Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Uli
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money Lebowski or vee fuck you ups.
Walter Sobchak
Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey, cool it Walter.
Walter Sobchak
No, without a hostage there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
German 2
His girlfriend gave up her toe!
German 3
She sought we vould get a million dollars!
Uli
Iss not fair!
Walter Sobchak
FAIR! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST AROUND HERE! YOU, BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey, cool it Walter. Hey look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him man.
Walter Sobchak
And, I would like my undies back!
Donny Kerabatsos
Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
No, Donny. These men are cowards.
Uli
Okay. So vee take ze money you haf on you und vee call it eefen.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Ah hah.
Walter Sobchak
Fuck you.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey no, come on, Walter, come on, we're ending this thing cheap man.
Walter Sobchak
No! What's mine is mine.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Come on, Walter!.
Uli
No funny stuff
Jeffrey Lebowski
Alright! Alright uh,
Uli
No funny stuff!
Jeffrey Lebowski
I got uh, four bucks...
Jeffrey Lebowski
...almost five!
Donny Kerabatsos
I got eighteen dollars, Dude.
Walter Sobchak
What's mine is mine.
Uli
VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! VEE TAKES THE MONEY!
Walter Sobchak
Come and get it.
Uli
VEE FUCK YOU UP!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Come on man.
Walter Sobchak
Show me what you got. Nihilist.
Uli
I FUCK YOU!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Walter, come on he's got a sword thing man!
Walter Sobchak
Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
Uli
I FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Uli
I FUCK YOU, I PIG STICK--
Walter Sobchak
ARRGGG!
German 3
I FUCK YOU!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Take it easy man!
German 3
I FUCK YOU!
Jeffrey Lebowski
Take the four dollars!
German 3
I FUCK YOU!... I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
Jeffrey Lebowski
I'm gonna hit you with the fuckin' ball man.
German 3
VEAKLING! I FUCK YOU!
Walter Sobchak
ANTI-SEMITE!
German 3
I fuck you!
Walter Sobchak
We've got a man down, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
God! They shot him, man!
Walter Sobchak
He's not shot. No Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski
They shot Donny?
Walter Sobchak
There weren't any shots fired.
Jeffrey Lebowski
Huh?
Walter Sobchak
It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.
Walter Sobchak
Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in.