The Big Lebowski

Not Literally His Children

The Big Lebowski
About The Big Lebowski
  • Released in 1998
  • Directed by Joel Cohen, Ethan Cohen
  • Produced by Polygram Filmed Entertainment
Characters in This Scene
Brandt
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeff Bridges
Not Literally His Children Full Transcript
Brandt
This is the study. As you can see the various commendations, awards,
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeffery Lebowski...
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Brandt
citations, honorary degrees, et cetera.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Hmm, very impressive.
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Brandt
Please, feel free to inspect them.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Hum? Oh, I'm not that-- really, uh.
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Brandt
Oh, Please! Please!
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Brandt
That's the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago in recognition of his various civic, uh... Oh,That's a Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever award, which is given--oh not necessarily given every year!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Hey, is this uh..?
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Brandt
Given only when there's a worthy,
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Jeffrey Lebowski
is this ...?
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Brandt
somebody--
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Is this him with Nancy?
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Brandt
Yes indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the first lady, yes. It was taken when Mrs. Reagan--
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Jeffrey Lebowski
That's uh, Lebowski on the left there?
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Brandt
Yeah Of course, Mr. Lebowski on the left...
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Jeffrey Lebowski
So he's a crip...you know a, a...
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Brandt
uh, ahmmm...
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Handicapped, kinda guy?
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Brandt
Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes. This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation, yes, yes? Not of California.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Chuck.
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Brandt
In fact he met privately with the President, though unfortunately there wasn't time for a photo opportunity.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh, Nancy's pretty good.
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Brandt
Oh, Wonderful woman. We were very happy to--
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Uh...these are, uh?
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Brandt
Uh those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak--
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Different mothers, huh?
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Brandt
No, they're not--
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Jeffrey Lebowski
So, racially he's pretty cool--
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Brandt
Aha ha ha uh, they're not literally his children; they're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means, for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending all of them to college. Excuse me. Thank you, thank you.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
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Brandt
One uh--oh! Heh heh. You never went to college.
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Brandt
Please, uh, don't touch that.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Oh yeah, yeah, no I did, but uh, You knowI spent most of my time uh, occupying various, administration buildings uh--
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Brandt
Um Hmmm.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
--smoking a lot of thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC--
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Brandt
AHa hahahahahaha Yes, --
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Jeffrey Lebowski
-- and bowling. I'll tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
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Jeffrey Lebowski
Hmmm.
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