Characters in This Scene
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Gloria Cleary
Isla Fisher
Randolph
Ron Canada
I'd Find You Full Transcript
Jeremy Grey
Oh, Jesus Christ. Hss, it burns. It stings.
Gloria Cleary
Poor baby.
Jeremy Grey
Oh, Jesus.
Gloria Cleary
You want me to blow on it?
Jeremy Grey
No. No, no, no. No, I don't need any blowing. I'm good. Thank you.
Gloria Cleary
Jeremy, I'm not wearing any panties.
Jeremy Grey
Oh.
Gloria Cleary
That's right.
Jeremy Grey
Yeah... Okay. That's fun. That's nice. Okay. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, Gloria. You need to stop. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. That's fun.
Randolph
Don't you worry, Gloria. Mum's the word.
Gloria Cleary
Thank you, Randolph.
Randolph
A little more discreet, though, okay?
Gloria Cleary
Hee, hee.
Jeremy Grey
Jesus Christ.
Gloria Cleary
Don't worry, he won't say anything.
Jeremy Grey
I'm confused. Like eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin... and now you're not wearing any panties. I'm trying to catch up with you.
Gloria Cleary
You do that to me. Ooh. Where's my little friend?
Jeremy Grey
No, no, no.
Gloria Cleary
Where's my little friend?
Jeremy Grey
He's tired. He's in time-out. He's in time-out. Gloria, please. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I've had a very long day. I had your sister's boyfriend dry-hump me up and down the field all afternoon. My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just... I'm not really in the mood for this.
Gloria Cleary
Fine!
Jeremy Grey
Ow, Jesus Christ!
Gloria Cleary
My father warned me about people like you, Jeremy. I'm just another notch on your belt.
Jeremy Grey
It's not like that. What are you talking... It's not like that.
Gloria Cleary
Really? Then what's it like, Jeremy, huh?
Jeremy Grey
Ow! Ow!
Gloria Cleary
Huh?
Jeremy Grey
No! Wait! Wait! It's just that I'm feeling very strongly... that we're only expressing ourselves in a physical, sexual-specifically way. That's it! Wait! And I'd like to play some catch-up on finding out who's inside here. Okay?
Gloria Cleary
Jeremy. Jeremy, you're amazing.
Jeremy Grey
Oh, God, I think you're amazing.
Gloria Cleary
Oh, my God, don't ever leave me.
Jeremy Grey
Ever.
Gloria Cleary
Good. Because I'd find you. Hahaha!
Jeremy Grey
Yeah.