Sea Otter Story Full Transcript
Sack Lodge
So I am president of the Environment Defense League. And I pick up this little sea otter... and wipe off the oil from the tanker spill.
Jeremy Grey
You gotta step this up already. I'm gonna give you the damn eye drops.
John Beckwith
No, I don't want them. It's too hardcore.
Jeremy Grey
Do you want to be alone with her or not?
John Beckwith
Yes.
Jeremy Grey
Put these in his drink and he'll be going down on a toilet seat for the next 24 hours.
John Beckwith
I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy. Let's be honorable for once.
Sack Lodge
And the whiskers. And the oil's... The oil's flapping, he goes:
John Beckwith
Give me the eye drops.
Jeremy Grey
Thank you.