Wedding Crashers

Those are Lovely Tits

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Kathleen Cleary
Jane Seymour
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Those are Lovely Tits Full Transcript
Kathleen Cleary
I just had my tits done. You like them?
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John Beckwith
Those seem like lovely tits.
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Kathleen Cleary
William doesn't give a shit about my tits.
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John Beckwith
Well, darn him. But, Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden.
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Kathleen Cleary
You've been playing cat and mouse with me ever since you came here.
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John Beckwith
Mrs. Cleary, I don't...
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Kathleen Cleary
Call me Cat.
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John Beckwith
Okay, Cat...
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Kathleen Cleary
Call me Kitty Cat. Rowr.
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John Beckwith
Okay, Kitty Cat, this feels borderline inappropriate, and...
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Kathleen Cleary
Feel them.
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John Beckwith
What?
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Kathleen Cleary
I said, feel them.
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John Beckwith
Mrs. Cleary...
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Kathleen Cleary
Kitty Cat.
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John Beckwith
I'm sorry, Kitty Cat. Are you out of your fucking mind?
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Kathleen Cleary
I'm not letting you out of this room... until you feel them.
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John Beckwith
Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do to...
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Kathleen Cleary
Pervert.
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