Characters in This Scene
Claire Cleary
Rachel McAdams
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Secretary Cleary
Christopher Walken
Grandma's Kind of Mean Full Transcript
Claire Cleary
Hey. Good thing I didn't hold my breath.
John Beckwith
Yeah, I'm sorry, I just, uh... Sorry I'm late, I just...
Claire Cleary
You okay?
John Beckwith
No, no, I'm fine, I just... I just got held up. My family's a little strange. A little strange? Come on. Claire. Your family are totally nuts. And guess what.
Claire Cleary
What?
John Beckwith
I love it.
Claire Cleary
You do?
John Beckwith
Yeah, it seems great.
Claire Cleary
Really?
John Beckwith
Yes.
Claire Cleary
I get a little self-conscious.
John Beckwith
It's a family. You're mixing it up. You got the sweet little grandma who's really sweet... with her, like, little, like, white hair, but then she's kind of mean. But you're like, "Well, fuck it, she's so old, and she's not gonna change now. " Shit, it was great. I just hope I didn't embarrass myself with that stupid joke I told.
Claire Cleary
Are you kidding? That was so funny.
John Beckwith
No, really? Really?
Claire Cleary
Yeah. Yeah, you're like that crazy guest... who thinks he's part of the family already. It's great
John Beckwith
Doesn't sound that great. That sounds horrible.
Claire Cleary
No, it's cute.
John Beckwith
The crazy guest who thinks he's like, part of the family who's gonna say inappropriate stuff? What is that?
Claire Cleary
Yeah. You know, you break the ice. It can be so stuffy sometimes in there.
Secretary Cleary
Claire?
Claire Cleary
Yeah?
Secretary Cleary
There you are. Have you checked on Sack? I think he's pretty sick.
Claire Cleary
Oh, really?
Secretary Cleary
Yeah.
Claire Cleary
Okay. Yeah. No, I'll be right in. I should... I should go check on him.
John Beckwith
Yeah, sure, okay. Yeah, we'll take a walk some other time. Claire.
Claire Cleary
Mm-hm?
John Beckwith
I'll talk to you later.
Claire Cleary
Okay.