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Sack Lodge
Bradley Cooper
Sluts! Full Transcript
Trap
Hello
Sack Lodge
Trapster, it's Sack.
Trap
Sackmaster. How was the wedding?
Sack Lodge
Oh, it was boring, you know But the bachelor party, of course, rocked. We got Heidi, a couple of those fucking sluts from the environmental group, remember?
Trap
No way. Did you tap that again?
Sack Lodge
Once at my place, then once back in the cab.
Trap
Damn! Sluts. Oh, how's Claire? Still trying to figure out what she's doing with her life?
Sack Lodge
Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know. She's saving the world one maladjusted kid at a time. But that'll all change when we're married. I want a wife. I don't want a fucking martyr, right?
Trap
I hear that, my friend
Sack Lodge
Hey, man, listen, I, uh, got... Do you remember that private detective we used to set up that fucking Shearson Lehman prick?
Trap
The "Big Sleazy," Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.
Sack Lodge
Yes. I need you to get some dirt on these two guys John and Jeremy Ryan. They're brothers from New Hampshire. They got some sort of N.P.O. Called Holy Shirts & Pants.
Trap
I will check into them.
Sack Lodge
Excellent, bro.
Trap
You the man.
Sack Lodge
Take it easy.