Wedding Crashers

Sluts!

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Trap
Sack Lodge
Bradley Cooper
Sluts! Full Transcript
Trap
Hello
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Sack Lodge
Trapster, it's Sack.
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Trap
Sackmaster. How was the wedding?
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Sack Lodge
Oh, it was boring, you know But the bachelor party, of course, rocked. We got Heidi, a couple of those fucking sluts from the environmental group, remember?
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Trap
No way. Did you tap that again?
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Sack Lodge
Once at my place, then once back in the cab.
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Trap
Damn! Sluts. Oh, how's Claire? Still trying to figure out what she's doing with her life?
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Sack Lodge
Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know. She's saving the world one maladjusted kid at a time. But that'll all change when we're married. I want a wife. I don't want a fucking martyr, right?
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Trap
I hear that, my friend
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Sack Lodge
Hey, man, listen, I, uh, got... Do you remember that private detective we used to set up that fucking Shearson Lehman prick?
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Trap
The "Big Sleazy," Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.
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Sack Lodge
Yes. I need you to get some dirt on these two guys John and Jeremy Ryan. They're brothers from New Hampshire. They got some sort of N.P.O. Called Holy Shirts & Pants.
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Trap
I will check into them.
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Sack Lodge
Excellent, bro.
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Trap
You the man.
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Sack Lodge
Take it easy.
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