Wedding Crashers

Jeremy Gets Shot

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Sack Lodge
Bradley Cooper
Man
Secretary Cleary
Christopher Walken
Jeremy Gets Shot Full Transcript
Jeremy Grey
Have you even shot one of these things before?
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John Beckwith
The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is.
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Jeremy Grey
I feel totally ridiculous. It's like, why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
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John Beckwith
I know. It's like, why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk, or an eagle, or something with some talons?
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Jeremy Grey
That'd be awesome. Big game, even like a gorilla?
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John Beckwith
Yeah. Gorilla.
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Jeremy Grey
Or a rhinoceros.
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John Beckwith
Rhino.
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Jeremy Grey
Or a fucking human being? That'll get you jacked up.
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John Beckwith
That's a little heavy.
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Jeremy Grey
I mean, like... You're hunting a human being right now. Most Dangerous Game. Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed...
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John Beckwith
Oh, if he wasn't armed.
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Jeremy Grey
... but a clever human being who knows the jungle, or the woods.
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John Beckwith
Or Like bad guy.
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Sack Lodge
There's something not right about these guys.
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Man
What do you mean?
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Sack Lodge
I mean, it's time to send them home.
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Man
Sack, don't do anything crazy.
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Sack Lodge
Just relax. I'm just gonna scare them a little bit.
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Man
All right.
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Sack Lodge
To the right!
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Jeremy Grey
Aww!
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Secretary Cleary
Ooh.
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Jeremy Grey
They got me!
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Sack Lodge
Oh, shit.
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Jeremy Grey
They got me!
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John Beckwith
Oh, shit.
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