Wedding Crashers

Mazel Tov

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Rabbi
John / Jeremy
Some Guy
Kid
Chazz's Mom
Kathryn Joosten
Some Girl
Woman 2
Mazel Tov Full Transcript
John Beckwith
Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.
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Jeremy Grey
Oh, stop.
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Rabbi
And as we carry on the tradition of thousands of years we honor the eternal bond that stretches through the ages. I have known this couple for many years. Deborah I've actually known for her entire life. I was at her house when her parents brought her home from the hospital and I was there the day she graduated from medical school. Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah which those of you who were there know it was not a very pretty sight. But he has pulled himself together nicely and he's grown into a remarkable young man himself.
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John Beckwith
Okay.
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Rabbi
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Jeremy Grey
Hi.
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Rabbi
"Wait. That's the girl I'm going to marry. " I now pronounce you man and wife!
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John / Jeremy
Mazel tov!
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Jeremy Grey
Mazel tov, baby! From my family to yours, mazel tov. Beautiful.
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Some Guy
Oh, my yarmulke fell off!
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John Beckwith
You sly son of a bitch.
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Jeremy Grey
Does anyone know what this here is used for?
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Kid
Rolling a fatty.
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Jeremy Grey
No, not for... Where'd you learn that? You want to get a whole combination. Get the frostings in the middle and the end. That's it, that's it, that's it! Come on!
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John Beckwith
You both look beautiful up there today, particularly Debbie in that white dress. Enjoy it. After tomorrow, I don't think you're gonna be able to get away with wearing a white dress.
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Jeremy Grey
Here, I'll just pick this off, I'll go grab another piece. That's it. In the words of the old country...
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Chazz's Mom
Ooh.
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John Beckwith
Come here! I want you to take this note to that blonde girl. Hurry, because I'm gonna time you. Go!
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Some Girl
Hi. Who gave this to you? You know, I saw you at the wedding.
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John Beckwith
And?
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Some Girl
You were crying.
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John Beckwith
Oh, shit. You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
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Some Girl
No, you were so sweet. Come here.
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Jeremy Grey
Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter... but that's not why I did it.
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Woman 2
Weren't you scared?
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Jeremy Grey
Can I say yes?
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