Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Kid
Chazz's Mom
Kathryn Joosten
Mazel Tov Full Transcript
John Beckwith
Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.
Jeremy Grey
Oh, stop.
Rabbi
And as we carry on the tradition of thousands of years we honor the eternal bond that stretches through the ages. I have known this couple for many years. Deborah I've actually known for her entire life. I was at her house when her parents brought her home from the hospital and I was there the day she graduated from medical school. Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah which those of you who were there know it was not a very pretty sight. But he has pulled himself together nicely and he's grown into a remarkable young man himself.
John Beckwith
Okay.
Rabbi
Jeremy Grey
Hi.
Rabbi
"Wait. That's the girl I'm going to marry. " I now pronounce you man and wife!
John / Jeremy
Mazel tov!
Jeremy Grey
Mazel tov, baby! From my family to yours, mazel tov. Beautiful.
Some Guy
Oh, my yarmulke fell off!
John Beckwith
You sly son of a bitch.
Jeremy Grey
Does anyone know what this here is used for?
Kid
Rolling a fatty.
Jeremy Grey
No, not for... Where'd you learn that? You want to get a whole combination. Get the frostings in the middle and the end. That's it, that's it, that's it! Come on!
John Beckwith
You both look beautiful up there today, particularly Debbie in that white dress. Enjoy it. After tomorrow, I don't think you're gonna be able to get away with wearing a white dress.
Jeremy Grey
Here, I'll just pick this off, I'll go grab another piece. That's it. In the words of the old country...
Chazz's Mom
Ooh.
John Beckwith
Come here! I want you to take this note to that blonde girl. Hurry, because I'm gonna time you. Go!
Some Girl
Hi. Who gave this to you? You know, I saw you at the wedding.
John Beckwith
And?
Some Girl
You were crying.
John Beckwith
Oh, shit. You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
Some Girl
No, you were so sweet. Come here.
Jeremy Grey
Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter... but that's not why I did it.
Woman 2
Weren't you scared?
Jeremy Grey
Can I say yes?