Wedding Crashers

That Painting Was a Gift

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Claire Cleary
Rachel McAdams
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Secretary Cleary
Christopher Walken
Todd Cleary
Keir O'Donnell
Sack Lodge
Bradley Cooper
Gloria Cleary
Isla Fisher
That Painting Was a Gift Full Transcript
John Beckwith
And do you maybe feel the same way?
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Claire Cleary
Maybe.
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John Beckwith
Maybe. That's all I needed to know.
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Claire Cleary
But this is crazy, because I don't know any...
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John Beckwith
Why?
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Claire Cleary
I don't know anything about you!
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John Beckwith
What do you mean?
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Claire Cleary
You do investments in New Hampshire... and you have a crazy brother...
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John Beckwith
I need to talk to you. It's not a big deal but maybe you wanna sit back on the swing.
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Jeremy Grey
Run! Johnny! She's trying to kill me!
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Claire Cleary
Grandma!
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Jeremy Grey
Get the gun from her!
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Secretary Cleary
Put the gun down! Mother, stop!
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Jeremy Grey
This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!
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Todd Cleary
Why does Grandma have a gun?
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John Beckwith
What did you do?
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Jeremy Grey
I told you that in confidence. That was a confession.
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Claire Cleary
What are you talking about?
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Sack Lodge
Why don't you tell her, John?
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John Beckwith
I don't know what's going on.
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Sack Lodge
You don't know?
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John Beckwith
I'm playing catch-up, too.
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Sack Lodge
I don't...
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Claire Cleary
Sack, what are you doing?
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John Beckwith
Remembering yet? You remember yet?
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Claire Cleary
Are you okay?
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Sack Lodge
They're not who they say they are, Claire. Those aren't even their real names.
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Claire Cleary
What?
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Sack Lodge
No! Everything he told you is a lie.
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Claire Cleary
I don't understand.
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Sack Lodge
Claire, they crash weddings. They crash weddings so they can sleep with girls. Everything that they have told us is a complete fabrication.
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Claire Cleary
No, you're joking.
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Sack Lodge
All of it is... Don't you fucking get up.
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Claire Cleary
Sack, will you just stop?
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Sack Lodge
Okay, okay.
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Claire Cleary
Is that true?
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John Beckwith
No, well, it's... Not entirely.
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Claire Cleary
No, it's a yes-or-no question.
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John Beckwith
I know, but it's complicated.
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Claire Cleary
Yes or no? Yes or no?
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John Beckwith
Yes. With shades of gray.
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Jeremy Grey
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it.
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Todd Cleary
Jeremy tried to seduce me!
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John Beckwith
You did?
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Todd Cleary
I want my painting back.
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Jeremy Grey
The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
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Secretary Cleary
You had me going, son. I thought it was something special. There's a ferry leaving in 10 minutes. I suggest you be on it. Come on, let's go.
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Jeremy Grey
I want you.
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Gloria Cleary
I love you.
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Sack Lodge
He made a fool out of you, Claire. Come on, let's go. Sweetheart.
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