Wedding Crashers

Wedding Montage

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Old Lady
Old Man
Some Lady
Some Guy
Chinese Man
Girl 1
Girl 2
Girl 3
Girl 4
Girl 5
Vivian
Diora Baird
Wedding Montage Full Transcript
John Beckwith
Sanjay Collins.
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Jeremy Grey
Chuck Vindaloo. Excited to be here.
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John Beckwith
Shamus O'Toole.
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Jeremy Grey
Bobby O'Shea.
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John Beckwith
I'm ready to get drunk.
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Jeremy Grey
Ha, ha.
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Old Lady
Who is that?
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Old Man
Ah, him. I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic.
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Some Lady
Who is that?
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Some Guy
That's Luigi and Gina's son Christopher. You know, the banker.
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Chinese Man
Oh, that's Mae Lin's adopted son Benny, the veterinarian.
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Girl 1
The French Foreign Legion?
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John Beckwith
Yeah. We lost a lot of good men out there.
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Girl 2
Wow, really? Mount Everest?
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Jeremy Grey
I just don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there.
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Girl 2
Oh.
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John Beckwith
Lost so many good men out there.
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Girl 3
Playing with the Yankees?
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John Beckwith
Yes, with the Yankees. You lose good men to trades and unruly fans. I... Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.
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Girl 4
I... Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.
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Jeremy Grey
Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bull's-eye.
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John Beckwith
You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
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Jeremy Grey
I feel so tiny in your arms.
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Girl 5
Really? How tall are you?
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Jeremy Grey
I'm 6'5", but I feel like I'm 4 feet.
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John Beckwith
And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan.
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Jeremy Grey
Beautiful! The bride! All right, let's go, let's go, let's make a memory!
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John Beckwith
What are you gonna do for an encore? Walk on water? Great guy. He brung me along too.
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Jeremy Grey
Jesus. Come on. You ruined it. Come on. Get in there. You butchered the whole damn cake! You don't treat cake like that. You gotta treat cake like a lady.
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John Beckwith
Look at that. Oh, I meant in front of all of them. And then everyone said, "Jabroni!"
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Jeremy Grey
Jabroni! This fucking guy, unbelievable! Pop it in. Now spread it around on each other. We need a picture of this. They're crazy! Time to party! Time to party! Come on, get a picture, get a picture, get a picture.
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John Beckwith
Hot.
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John Beckwith
Oh, no, no. Oh, I'm sorry. Sarah, I feel like I don't even know you.
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Vivian
It's Vivian. Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50 percent?
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John Beckwith
I hope just 50, but who knows?
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