Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Gloria Cleary
Isla Fisher
Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot Full Transcript
John Beckwith
Jeremy! Goddamn it. Perfect.
Jeremy Grey
Johnny, wait a second. Come on, John!
Gloria Cleary
Oh, what time is it?
Jeremy Grey
John, will you wait a second so I can talk to you? Hold on, man. Will you stop? I'm not gonna chase you down the whole fucking street, man. Hold on a second. Let me talk to you for a second.
John Beckwith
About what? About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?
Jeremy Grey
Sack did that to you?
John Beckwith
How long you been sneaking around with Gloria behind my back?
Jeremy Grey
I wanted to tell you about Gloria. I tried to. I didn't know how. And I'm sorry that you had to find out this way. I'll level with you. I care about her a lot. I love her.
John Beckwith
What? You're unbelievable. Judas. Rule number 5: You're an idiot.
Jeremy Grey
You're wrong to pull out the rulebook. There was never rules about this. What's the rule about walking away? Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacket. Rule number 115. You're an asshole.