Characters in This Scene
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
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Jeremy Grey
Happy birthday. Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.
John Beckwith
Right, that's today.
Jeremy Grey
I see you've been getting into a little light reading.
John Beckwith
That's not mine. I bought that for a friend.
Jeremy Grey
Yeah. So how you been?
John Beckwith
Great. Really spectacular.
Jeremy Grey
Good. What have you been up to?
John Beckwith
You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.
Jeremy Grey
Alone?
John Beckwith
No, not alone.
Jeremy Grey
Well, who you been crashing with, then?
John Beckwith
Chazz.
Jeremy Grey
Chazz?
John Beckwith
Chazz.
Jeremy Grey
John, you don't even know Chazz...
John Beckwith
Yes, I do. He's a great guy. We've been having a ball together.
Jeremy Grey
All right, look, I wanted to come by here... and tell you that I feel really bad about everything that's happened between us. Your friendship means a lot to me. I miss seeing you.
John Beckwith
I know, I... Look, I'm happy for you. I'm glad you found someone.
Jeremy Grey
I can't tell you how glad it makes me to hear you say that, man. Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on you. You know I love you. It's good to see you.
John Beckwith
Good to see you.
Jeremy Grey
You sure you've been okay? This does not look like a guy who's okay.
John Beckwith
I know. It's like a pigsty.
Jeremy Grey
It's like a mosh pit in here. Listen, I'm getting married.
John Beckwith
Get out.
Jeremy Grey
What? You just said that you were happy for me...
John Beckwith
I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-myself books.
Jeremy Grey
You said that the book wasn't yours.
John Beckwith
Don't worry about the book. It isn't mine, but I glanced at it.
Jeremy Grey
John, you've been my friend for 16 years. I'm getting married. I need you there to be my best man.
John Beckwith
Kindly leave.
Jeremy Grey
I'm try...
John Beckwith
Kindly leave.
Jeremy Grey
It'd mean a lot to me if you came.
John Beckwith
Oh, I bet it would, hillbilly.
Jeremy Grey
What?
John Beckwith
White trash.
Jeremy Grey
What are you talking about?
John Beckwith
Out. Out.
Jeremy Grey
You better get your ass to that wedding.