Wedding Crashers

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Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Light Reading Full Transcript
Jeremy Grey
Happy birthday. Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.
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John Beckwith
Right, that's today.
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Jeremy Grey
I see you've been getting into a little light reading.
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John Beckwith
That's not mine. I bought that for a friend.
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Jeremy Grey
Yeah. So how you been?
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John Beckwith
Great. Really spectacular.
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Jeremy Grey
Good. What have you been up to?
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John Beckwith
You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.
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Jeremy Grey
Alone?
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John Beckwith
No, not alone.
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Jeremy Grey
Well, who you been crashing with, then?
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John Beckwith
Chazz.
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Jeremy Grey
Chazz?
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John Beckwith
Chazz.
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Jeremy Grey
John, you don't even know Chazz...
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John Beckwith
Yes, I do. He's a great guy. We've been having a ball together.
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Jeremy Grey
All right, look, I wanted to come by here... and tell you that I feel really bad about everything that's happened between us. Your friendship means a lot to me. I miss seeing you.
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John Beckwith
I know, I... Look, I'm happy for you. I'm glad you found someone.
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Jeremy Grey
I can't tell you how glad it makes me to hear you say that, man. Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on you. You know I love you. It's good to see you.
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John Beckwith
Good to see you.
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Jeremy Grey
You sure you've been okay? This does not look like a guy who's okay.
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John Beckwith
I know. It's like a pigsty.
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Jeremy Grey
It's like a mosh pit in here. Listen, I'm getting married.
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John Beckwith
Get out.
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Jeremy Grey
What? You just said that you were happy for me...
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John Beckwith
I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-myself books.
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Jeremy Grey
You said that the book wasn't yours.
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John Beckwith
Don't worry about the book. It isn't mine, but I glanced at it.
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Jeremy Grey
John, you've been my friend for 16 years. I'm getting married. I need you there to be my best man.
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John Beckwith
Kindly leave.
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Jeremy Grey
I'm try...
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John Beckwith
Kindly leave.
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Jeremy Grey
It'd mean a lot to me if you came.
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John Beckwith
Oh, I bet it would, hillbilly.
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Jeremy Grey
What?
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John Beckwith
White trash.
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Jeremy Grey
What are you talking about?
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John Beckwith
Out. Out.
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Jeremy Grey
You better get your ass to that wedding.
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