Characters in This Scene
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Erroneous! Full Transcript
John Beckwith
Oh, baba ganoush. What do we got?
Jeremy Grey
Christmas come early.
John Beckwith
Secretary Cleary?
Jeremy Grey
The Secretary of the treasury. The guy you loved since business school. Don't thank me. I don't know. I thought the season was over.
John Beckwith
I don't know. I thought the season was over. I was looking forward to taking a break for a little bit.
Jeremy Grey
John, what are you talking about? This is the Kentucky Derby of weddings. It's the Clearys. They're an American institution. Pal, there's gonna be over 200 single women at this wedding. Not to mention, they got three live bands... they got oysters, snacks, phenomenal finger food.
John Beckwith
I'm tired, okay? My feet hurt. My voice is hoarse.
Jeremy Grey
Oh, please don't take a turn to negative town.
John Beckwith
What are you talking about? Who's getting negative?
Jeremy Grey
At the Buckner nuptials you were sitting and sulking in the corner.
John Beckwith
I wasn't sulking. I twisted my ankle.
Jeremy Grey
Rule number 6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention to you in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
John Beckwith
Please don't quote the rules to me, I know them.
Jeremy Grey
When Chazz Reinhold passed the sacred rules of wedding crashing onto us... 12 years ago, he gave us a legacy.
John Beckwith
You make it sound like a cult okay? From everything you told me about him, he sounds like a kook.
Jeremy Grey
You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook. He is a brave and a decent man. He is a pioneer.
John Beckwith
He lived with his mother till he was 40. She tried to poison his oatmeal.
Jeremy Grey
Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts.
John Beckwith
Oh, Lord. Here we go again.
Jeremy Grey
What you should be worried about... is not Chazz Reinhold, who's in the hall of fame. What you should be worried about is you're getting sloppy. Now, if you sit there and expect me to go out on a limb and try to pull off the greatest crash of all time I gotta know that your head's right. There is no room for error. Secret Service. Consequences.
John Beckwith
I love your enthusiasm. If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it. I want it well planned.
Jeremy Grey
He's back. All right, partner. We'll start scheming tonight, okay?
John Beckwith
Sounds good.
Jeremy Grey
If you need me, I'll be on line six.
John Beckwith
Okay. Could be fun.