Wedding Crashers

Jeremy Seduces Gloria

Wedding Crashers
About Wedding Crashers
  • Released in 2005
  • Directed by David Dobkin
  • Produced by New Line Cinema
Characters in This Scene
Gloria Cleary
Isla Fisher
Jeremy Grey
Vince Vaughn
Jeremy Seduces Gloria Full Transcript
Gloria Cleary
So you dove into the icy water? Why would a man risk his own life for the life of a complete stranger?
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Jeremy Grey
The great 19th century philosopher Schopenhauer... he said, at that moment, when a human sees another human in danger... that there's this breaking in of metaphysical awareness. Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?
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Gloria Cleary
What?
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Jeremy Grey
That we're all one. That separateness is an illusion. And that I'm one with everyone. With the prime minister of England and my cousin Harry. You and me. The fat kid from What's Happening! The Olsen twins. Natalie Portman. The guy who wrote Catcher in the Rye. Nat King Cole. Carrot Top. Jay-Z. "Weird Al" Yankovic. Harry Potter, if he existed. The whore on the street corner. Your mother. We're all one.
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Gloria Cleary
We are?
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Jeremy Grey
That my hands are your hands.
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Gloria Cleary
Oh.
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Jeremy Grey
And that my cheek... is really your cheek. And that my lips...
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Gloria Cleary
Are my lips.
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Jeremy Grey
According to Mr. Schopenhauer, they are.
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