Wedding Crashers (2005)

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Best Wedding Crashers Lines
  • Random Girl
    I gotta go.
    7 people liked this quote
    From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

  • Mrs. Kroeger
    You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
    5 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

  • John Beckwith
    True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
    4 people liked this quote
    From the scene Claire's Toast

  • Claire Cleary
    I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did until I met Craig. Uh... As you all know, my sister and Craig are both lawyers... at big law firms in New York. But that's not the only thing they have in common. Um They both like the color green like Craig's eyes and money. Um, heh... You know, someone once told me that... true love is... the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. And I think that that's a very rare thing in this world. And I think it's something to be valued. And I'm just really happy that my big sister's found it. Congratulations, Chris.
    4 people liked this quote
    From the scene Claire's Toast

  • Secretary Cleary
    What's wrong? Look... we have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is... use the information at hand to make the best decision possible. It's gonna be fine. Your whole life is gonna be fine.
    4 people liked this quote
    From the scene Claire Bear

  • Chazz Reinhold
    Hey, Mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
    4 people liked this quote
    From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

  • Mr. Kroeger
    I don't have custody of the kids I don't get custody.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

  • Jeremy Grey
    Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Should I play like I'm interested? I'm not that interested. She might be interested. Do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested. " When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I wait for the door? Then it's awkward. It's like, "Good night. " Do you do the ass-out hug? Where you, like, hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Do you kiss them on the lips? Or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult to read the situation. All the while you're wondering, "Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called Just the Tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or Ouch, Ouch, You're on My Hair.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene Just the Tip

  • Jeremy Grey
    I gotta get out of here, pronto. I got a Stage 5 clinger.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    Did you hear what I just said to you? Stage 5? Virgin? Clinger? Let's go, I'm gonna start the car. I'm serious, let's go. I don't think you appreciate the urgency. Not only is she a virgin, she's totally off the reservation. I'm terrified of this broad.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    That was my first Asian!
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    No. I'd like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines... and get myself back to neutral. When the meal's over with, I will talk to you. I don't want to get into what happened last night cause' it'll only make me mad. Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus... and let's close some ass.
    3 people liked this quote
    From the scene Midnight Rape or the Gay Art Show

  • Mr. Kroeger
    Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just kiss my left nut?
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

  • Claire Cleary
    What's true love?
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Claire's Toast

  • Best Man
    And so, after my ninth stint in rehab, um, Craig Oh, Craig. Craig was the only one who still believed in me. Been sober now for eight months. And, uh, I thank God every day... for sending me a friend like Craig. I love you, man.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Claire's Toast

  • John Beckwith
    You better lock it up.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    You better lock it up.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • John Beckwith
    No, you lock it up.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    She's like a kid at Toys "R" Us. I can't be around it.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    You take off the white wig and you stop judging me. I don't want to be around someone who's a nut job.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • John Beckwith
    I'll lay it out for you in simple chapter and verse: You're going.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    Let me break it down for you so you'll understand, I'll hold your hand like a small child: I'm not going.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene That Was My First Asian

  • Jeremy Grey
    She took me below deck for 45 minutes. I don't have any bodily fluids left in me.
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene No More Bodily Fluids

  • Jeremy Grey
    Hot route! Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Crab Cakes and Football

  • Jeremy Grey
    Will you just go stand on the other side, please?
    2 people liked this quote
    From the scene Crab Cakes and Football

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