Wedding Crashers (2005)

Secretary Cleary
What's wrong? Look... we have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is... use the information at hand to make the best decision possible. It's gonna be fine. Your whole life is gonna be fine.
From the scene Claire Bear

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John Beckwith
True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
From the scene Claire's Toast

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Chazz Reinhold
Hey, Mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

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Mrs. Kroeger
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

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Claire Cleary
I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did until I met Craig. Uh... As you all know, my sister and Craig are both lawyers... at big law firms in New York. But that's not the only thing they have in common. Um They both like the color green like Craig's eyes and money. Um, heh... You know, someone once told me that... true love is... the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. And I think that that's a very rare thing in this world. And I think it's something to be valued. And I'm just really happy that my big sister's found it. Congratulations, Chris.
From the scene Claire's Toast

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Random Girl
I gotta go.
From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

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Mr. Kroeger
I don't have custody of the kids I don't get custody.
From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

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Mr. Kroeger
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just kiss my left nut?
From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

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Mr. Kroeger
That's it, go comatose for me, baby.
From the scene You Shut Your Mouth

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Grandma Mary Cleary
Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
From the scene Holy Shirts and Pants

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Jeremy Grey
No. I'd like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines... and get myself back to neutral. When the meal's over with, I will talk to you. I don't want to get into what happened last night cause' it'll only make me mad. Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus... and let's close some ass.
From the scene Midnight Rape or the Gay Art Show

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Secretary Cleary
When you know what you want, you know what you want. So... which of these do you like?
From the scene Claire Bear

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Chazz Reinhold
Goddamn it, why didn't you say so? Come here, brother. Give me a hug. Bring it in for the real thing. Have a seat. Yeah. Goddamn you. I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize.
From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

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John Beckwith
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's neither here nor there. And I see this widow and she's a wreck. She's just lost the person she loves the most in this world. And I realized we're all gonna lose the people we love. That's the way it is. But not me, not right now. Because the person I love the most is standing right here... and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me. I'm just asking you... not to marry him. And maybe take a walk. Take a chance.
From the scene Preview of Marriage to Ike Turner

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Claire Cleary
What's true love?
From the scene Claire's Toast

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Jeremy Grey
I gotta get out of here, pronto. I got a Stage 5 clinger.
From the scene That Was My First Asian

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Jeremy Grey
Did you hear what I just said to you? Stage 5? Virgin? Clinger? Let's go, I'm gonna start the car. I'm serious, let's go. I don't think you appreciate the urgency. Not only is she a virgin, she's totally off the reservation. I'm terrified of this broad.
From the scene That Was My First Asian

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Jeremy Grey
That was my first Asian!
From the scene That Was My First Asian

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Jeremy Grey
She's like a kid at Toys "R" Us. I can't be around it.
From the scene That Was My First Asian

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Gloria Cleary
Good. Because I'd find you. Hahaha!
From the scene I'd Find You

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Jeremy Grey
I'm not in a place to discuss what happened. Okay? I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night. I'm gonna go home, see Dr. Finkelstein... and I'm gonna tell him we got a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about Mom for a while. I'm gonna go.
From the scene Midnight Rape or the Gay Art Show

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Jeremy Grey
Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on or just your general point of view towards everybody. But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched.
From the scene Let's Go Kill Some Birds

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Chazz Reinhold
What? What an idiot! Oh, what a loser! Good. Good. More for me and you.
From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

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Chazz Reinhold
Yeah. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident. What an idiot! Ahh! "I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture... I'm dead!" What a freak.
From the scene Ma, Meatloaf

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Jeremy Grey
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Should I play like I'm interested? I'm not that interested. She might be interested. Do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested. " When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I wait for the door? Then it's awkward. It's like, "Good night. " Do you do the ass-out hug? Where you, like, hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Do you kiss them on the lips? Or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult to read the situation. All the while you're wondering, "Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called Just the Tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or Ouch, Ouch, You're on My Hair.
From the scene Just the Tip

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